Score: 10

"Funny stuff..."

submission: TelephoneBoothClockEngage

date: August 15, 2009

That was awesome. Great, simple, hilarious short.
You had me laughing for most of the time, wonderful job dude.
Happy Clockday!

Score: 10

"Beautiful."

submission: Bambee

date: April 12, 2009

I had to watch this a few times just to get my fill. It seemed like an innocent enough video during the first few seconds, but by the time Bambi was born, the opposite was apparent.

I loved the dry humor employed, and the animation was fluid and consistent.

My favorite part - where Bambi started glowing to the Megaman sound effect and flew to the superman music with rainbows coming out of his ass - was beautifully done with such brutal and honest humor when the other deer said to him, "Bambi, I didn't know you could fly." and with hardly any expression on his face, too!

All in all, very well done and definitely going on the top of my favorites list.

Score: 10

"Nice."

submission: Left 4 Speed

date: April 12, 2009

That was ridiculously funny. I love how you took Louis' incompetence and took it to a whole new level. The puke bit at the beginning was awesome. The car one is so true, I can remember being like "oh hey those blow up if you shoot them in Fallout, maybe they blow up now, too" and then a car alarm goes off and we get ambushed. Buzz kill.

But I think my favorite has to be the last one. Where it shows the sheer uselessness of the NPC's. I swear to Thor that if that situation arose in-game, that would be the exact outcome.

Overall, I give this a 10.

Score: 10

"Epic? Hell yeah!"

submission: NiN10Doh!

date: April 12, 2009

This is a most excellent movie... well worth my time.

PROS
Graphics - Overall, the different styles blended to make a great collab movie.
Sound - Timed very well.
Style - The menu was scripted excellently. Good one!
Humor - Need explaining?
Randomness - "DON'T GIMME ANY 'O' LIP!"

CONS
None.. seriously!

10/10
5/5

I genuinely had to use the TAB key to find the Easter Eggs ^^

Score: 10

"Incredible.."

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: April 11, 2009

Checking your profile and seeing that you're a singular person... wow. This is just amazing.

Graphics are great, cool blood effects, cool pyrotechnics, great simple yet developed art style, and lots of cool themes for your levels!

Sounds are great, too. No overused sound effects, cool footstep sound effect, great music (that you even made yourself), good quality, and good context.

Violence is pure genius; great blood, great 'gibs,' cool arrows and darts and stuff, all very well done.

No humor, but it's not exactly a humorous game, so humor won't effect your score.

Very, very stylish! Fictitious but original weapons, cool intro, great artwork, nice styles for both the weapons and the environment.

And of course the gameplay. Great platform physics, lots of weapons, fun achievements to go for, different styles to use for all of the weapons. Dual AND single weapons, lots of ammunition and all, this is even better than the highly-hailed Madness Interactive! The only way you could make this better is maybe including more weapons or something.

You, sir, earn a perfect score.

Score: 10

"Great teamwork!"

submission: ParodyRangersTheMovie P.2

date: April 11, 2009

Just when you think it can't get any crazier, it gets crazier, sexier, and more over the top than the last one.

It seems with every new one your production gets better, more smooth, and of course surpasses the last.

Finally what artist can't be without his crew. Your team has outdone themselves with the tone and quality of their voice work. Nevertheless the writing has got to be the best part.

Get cracking on trying to get hired, you need to get paid for this shit.

Okay, praising aside there was a few mic issues, one clearly heard coming from you Kirb. Some of the other people who change their voice to fit the character end up reverting to their original voice, and yadda yadda yadda, nevertheless I can still see you guys hitting the professional circuit and leaving Newgrounds behind.

Final words: Uh... I'd like to see Meat wear a tutu for no apparent reason. Keep up the good work, I expect to see more of it, and have a good day.

5/5

Score: 10

"Brilliant!"

submission: Mad Mad Mario

date: April 11, 2009

THE GOOD: I knew one of these days our poor Mario would snap after rescuing Peach for the thousandth time. Mario's rage and angry ranting plus Bowser's disbelief made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl. All the doodads with graphics, animation and sound were top notch, I especially liked Mario's angry voice.

THE BAD: None

OVERALL: Good job on Mario snapping and going on an angry rant. It released my inner immaturity and had me giggling throughout the flash. Bravo, this flash was better than anythingI thought it would be.

Score: 10

"You've done it again!"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 11, 2009

This is (and I'm being 100% serious) one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Personally when i saw this on the front page I was a little skeptical, but it is blatantly obvious that my doubts don't belong here.

I was losing it from, the first 5 seconds to the return of the oh so famous kidney. I actually had to watch it twice because I missed alot of the dialogue due to the fact that the jokes were so close together almost all were equally hilarious.

Also I think this was the first time either one of the more eccentric characters said something with any relevance which I thought was a nice change of pace, even if it was only one sentence.

I felt that in some cases towards the end you missed out on some possible jokes. While you did stay completely unpredictable, In my opinion you had to sacrifice some humor to do so. Five out of five! :D

Score: 10

"I agree!"

submission: :: Achievements ::

date: April 9, 2009

There's some games with really odd, and overly easy achievements (Newgrounds Medals being the same concept). You know, I'm wondering, I think the achievement system CAN be used in real life. For instance; a parent trying to get his child to lose weight, and that child getting "achievements" points by doing so, and thus the parent rewards a the child with something beneficial through those points. The thoughts been in my head awhile now, and I'm glad its been brought up through one of my favorite ranting squirrels, or rather the only ranting squirrel I know of.

Okay, in all honesty, here are my ratings:

Voices: 8/10 - Hard to hear at times.
Purpose: 10/10 - Lays out perfectly.
Humor: 10/10 - Funny as always.
Visual: 10/10 - Same, great drawings.
Overall: 10/10 - ACHIEVEMENT!

Keep it up!

Score: 10

"I applaud you."

submission: Madness Aggregation

date: April 7, 2009

Again, an awesome episode of this breathtaking and defining series. The plot is something very special, that has clearly been worked on and this still clearly continues to go from strength to strength. The animation is strong as always, laced with the classics of blood and gore, but always with new ideas for weapons that can be used.

So we see the ever evolving cast gain two new allies for Hank, a major boost for Hank himself and something weird happening to the spirit dude, responsible for the death of Jesus.

I can't wait for the next episode, as we move into the 10th installment of this story. It has to mean that Madness Day '09 will certainly be one to remember, for a start.

I love the way that you've started to give facial expressions to some of the new characters too.